"I was reading the most wonderful story— about a beanstalk, and an ogre, and a——-"
That time Jupiter helped a girl avoid confrontation with her overbearing father by fucking pUNCHING OUT A WALL.
Latest Steven Universe Episode: Coach Steven
Pearl: We need to tear it down...
Garnet: Alright, Amethyst and I will fuse into Sugilite.
Amethyst: WHOO! REKD!
Pearl: DON'T DO THE THING!
*they fuse anyway*
Pearl: I SAID DON'T DO THE THING!!!
Sugilite: I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now.